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butteredtopcorn:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”

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kingkii:

jackadiddlediddle:

lezbisouthernn:

she looks exactly like her dad!

Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

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then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

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no one tops my grandma tbh

You illegally downloaded a dress…

AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

Omg she made it with a BETTER fabric. This is so hilarious

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khoshekhstolethetardis:

agentressler:

i’m crying

I guess you could say they were on a “roll”

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rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

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